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Shoot. Looks like you've caught me with my pants down. This site is currently under construction. But oh man, are you going to be wowed when it's not. In the meantime, you might enjoy these other things I've been making. Like an anti-capitalist robot music video. Or a totally real spooky story. Or this animation studio that would love your business. If you're wondering about freelance, I am currently available. Anything from copywriter to creative director, at your service. You can reach me via email at, or by phone at 630-247-0217.